Saturday, January 07, 2012

Spam-A-Lot

I received this email today.


I've never been an athlete.
{Well, I was Captain of my Period 5 Badminton Team...
in those days, I was an athlete.}

I can't imagine an email "opening" that would describe me less...
except maybe:
Dear Thrill Seeker
or
Dear Jack Johnson Fan

If you had to choose one {or two} incredibly inaccurate "openings" for yourself...what would you choose?

1 comment :

Julie Hibbard said...

Dear Dog Lover,

Dear Heavy Metal Aficionado,

Dear Motorcycle Mama,