1. The other day I said, "The Internet is moving at a glacial pace." His response: "Well, it must be going pretty quickly then...because with global warming, the glaciers are all melting."
2. Just now, I was eating a cookie and I sang, "You are so delicious, I want to have your babies." He picked up a cookie and continued the song, "You’re a cookie, I’m a man…we can’t do this."
3. This blog post.